Sunday, April 10, 2016

Flash: Bunny Hop Line

Image originally on Breathless Press; found again on Pinterest
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[Bunny Hop Line - flash story]

Howie always knew a police lineup was in his future. He just always figured it would be for a break and enter, or a bar brawl, or a drug deal, or a hooker who was a cop in disguise, or speeding. He actually hoped for the speeding. Speeding would mean they had set up a full road block and used a plane to catch him during one of the times he pushed over a hundred. His boys would buy him drinks for a year on that story alone.

He never thought it would be for helping out at a kid’s birthday party. God, the cops wouldn’t even let him take off the bunny ears during his mug shots. The fuckers were laughing their asses off.

It had gone wrong, oh ... so ... wrong.

(words 132 - originally appearing at Breathless Press 9/4/2013 for the 4/8/12 Sunday Fun - and published on the blog on 4/9/2013; republished in new blog format on 4/10/2016.)

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